Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do vagina's smell?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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