Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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