Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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