just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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