woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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