Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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