Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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