shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it's great music for shaving your balls
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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