remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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