I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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