try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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