Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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