i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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