I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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