and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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