nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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