Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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