She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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