too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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