Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize