the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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