is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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