this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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