Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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