That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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