Ambien. No doubt about it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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