i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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