dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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