Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I need a beard to bite.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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