Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
