I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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