He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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