I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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