Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
