How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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