This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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