Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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