Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
