do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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