I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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