Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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