But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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