Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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