New low: just hacked my moms facebook
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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