I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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