You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Holy sore nipples Batman
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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