You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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