do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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