We're like a lot better than the average bears
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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