So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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