? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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