and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Everything about him screamed your future.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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