Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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