I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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