Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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