Small penises have feelings too.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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